What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:01
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”